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heavyartillery2019-12-10 06:03 pm
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[FIC] 30-Day Christmas BoB Drabble (10/31)
Title: Day 10: Surprise Hanukkah
Pairing/Characters: none
Warnings: none
Summary: prompt: one (modern or canon-era) where liebgott is distant for a few days and no one is sure how to broach the whole christmas thing with him but then the 25th comes around and he reappears like "happy fucking hanukkah, losers, lmao you thought" and spoils everyone with really shitty, tacky gifts that he hand-picked individually for maximum hatred from the recipient (like a copy of jaws for webster) (and it's soft af because he loves his friends so much and is secretly so happy to be able to spend his own holiday with them)?, for![[archiveofourown.org profile]](https://p.dreamwidth.org/b164c54b26e4/-/archiveofourown.org/favicon.ico)
debeauharnais
No one saw it coming—the great Hanukkah of 2019—when Liebgott disappeared for seven days, ignoring all calls and texts, only to suddenly reappear on the final night of Hanukkah to shower his best friends with The World’s Worst Gifts.
He’d dropped the black duffel bag on the table and started tossing newspaper-wrapped presents like grenades. Toye got a pair of hot pink brass knuckles. Grant got a coffee mug plastered with a photo of his own face. Talbert got a dog collar that read “Trigger’s Bitch.” And Webster got a used copy of Jaws.
“Happy Hanukkah, ya fuckers.”
Pairing/Characters: none
Warnings: none
Summary: prompt: one (modern or canon-era) where liebgott is distant for a few days and no one is sure how to broach the whole christmas thing with him but then the 25th comes around and he reappears like "happy fucking hanukkah, losers, lmao you thought" and spoils everyone with really shitty, tacky gifts that he hand-picked individually for maximum hatred from the recipient (like a copy of jaws for webster) (and it's soft af because he loves his friends so much and is secretly so happy to be able to spend his own holiday with them)?, for
No one saw it coming—the great Hanukkah of 2019—when Liebgott disappeared for seven days, ignoring all calls and texts, only to suddenly reappear on the final night of Hanukkah to shower his best friends with The World’s Worst Gifts.
He’d dropped the black duffel bag on the table and started tossing newspaper-wrapped presents like grenades. Toye got a pair of hot pink brass knuckles. Grant got a coffee mug plastered with a photo of his own face. Talbert got a dog collar that read “Trigger’s Bitch.” And Webster got a used copy of Jaws.
“Happy Hanukkah, ya fuckers.”
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